March 2012
sometimes my boyfriend and i pretend to be birds. we make bird faces that make your lips look like a beak and i chirp and he pecks at my shoulder.
i think its pretty safe to say i found someone at least as strange as me…if not even more. probably more.
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that guy that told me he loved me two days ago texted me tonight to tell me he’s going to federal prison tomorrow for a maximum of two years.
lolololololol i attract winners, thats for sure!
its actually because his dad is in trouble (for the second time now) for embezzlement and tax evasion and such, but this kids name is on all of the papers too so he’s also going to jail. which is...
February 2012
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i just took my last midterm for the week before spring break. i only have two classes left before going home friday. so i’m sitting in fretwell with my wildberry colada smoothie in a comfy chair listening to eric clapton and texting my two best friends. happy kitty.
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you must:
go to peets coffee in fretwell
get wildberry colada smoothie
drink it
thank me
people who are assholes to me only motivate me to be so incredibly better than them at every aspect of life. so really you’re only hurting yourself. challenge accepted.
while you’re off teaching college classes with your 50 grand a year (if you’re lucky) because you have no fucking social skills, i’ll be doing important things. you know what they say about computer science...
my computer science TA can really go burn in hell now. last fucking straw with you asshole.
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“Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root. The radical...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, writing in his 2005 book It Takes A Family, essentially saying that women have no role in the workplace.
They’re just good for heterosexual sex, making babies and cleaning up the house, right, Rick?
Amazingly, about half of half of the country is...
my brain needs to come back now
i’m failing a class. but thats not really the thing that concerns me. what worries me the most is that my mom isn’t yelling at me or telling me its my fault. it should be my fault. i wish it was my fault.
i keep going through these cycles of being really really angry at my TA for giving me bad grades for the work i do. saying i hate him and i want him to die. but i don’t. its...
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dumb shit
i hate when people comment on news articles about the school shooting and are like: lets stop bullying!!!1!!! then everything will be perfect and everyone will be happy!!!!!!!!
how can you be so naive to think that putting a stop to bullying is even a possibility? people are so god damn dumb sometimes. so you get bullied, big deal. that doesn’t give you a reason to shoot up the school. and...
fail
i thought i managed to avoid having lupus.
but no. i indeed have it.
i’m failing a class because my memory ran away and won’t come home. i forget to turn in assignments to my other classes (which isn’t such a big deal because they understand but still). i forget to show up places when i’m supposed to. i feel like i’m wandering around in a world i don’t...
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kimkhronicles replied to your post: spwncar replied to your post: HELP ME, HELP ME,…
make him wait about 7 months then find a random baby on the street and ask him if he loves you now while holding the kid….
LMAO GREAT IDEA!
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future 49ers
i noticed a lot of new/potential students are looking at the uncc tag. so i figured this would be a good place to say this:
if you end up going to uncc, sign up to live in a learning community in lynch hall. you’ll love it. especially if you’re going to be in the college of computing and informatics.
just join it, please? :3
also if you’re going to SOAR anytime past early...
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spwncar replied to your post: HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS
Make him buy you expensive stuff and then break his heart. Hard.
lololololol i love you
HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS
this guy i hung out with for like 2 weeks just told me he loves me
and i don’t like him. and i have a boyfriend. and he’s like confessing his love for me in paragraphs into my text inbox.
WTF DO I DO?
Anonymous asked: do you have boy parts?
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“Republicans being against sex is not good,” the G.O.P. strategist Alex...”
why can't i upload pictures to my calculator???
texas instruments is slacking on the technology sheesh.
i am so meh about this entire situation.
i've been obsessed for days... →
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Greatest. Headline. Ever. →
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kimkhronicles replied to your post: i hate when people don’t answer their texts. you…
i can’t help i like naps.
lol this wasn’t about you hahahaha
http://ghettohikes.tumblr.com/
i’m dying
Anonymous asked: why so irritated?
i’m really irritated but i probably shouldn’t be.
i hate when people don’t answer their texts. you have a phone for a reason. use it.
i got a bucket of 52 pieces of chalk for 4 dollars at hobby lobby. let my fun begin.
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waterlostinthesea replied to your post: please anyone from uncc do not reblog or tag this.
Dude this pissed me off.
me or him?
you should hold me accountable for what i say because i hold you accountable for what you say. actions may speak louder than words, but words still count for quite a lot. i’m not afraid to be disliked for my statements and opinions, and neither should you.
